Let’s put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks.
They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they’d receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring so they could be helped instantly if they fell or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite especially built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool, and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, P.J.’s and legal aid would be free on request.
Private, secure rooms for all with an outdoor exercise yard and gardens.
Each pensioner could have a P.C., a T.V., a radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
Criminals in Nursing Homes
The “criminals” would get cold food and be left all alone and unsupervised.
“Lights out” would be at 8pm, and showers would only be available once a week.
They would live in a tiny room for which they would have to pay £3,000.00 a month, and they would have no hope of ever getting out.