I have been waiting for some money to arrive for some weeks now, fully expecting it to be paid directly into my account. But no. Yesterday it arrived as a cheque in the post.
Dammit!… I need that money, like “last week”.
So off I toddle to my local branch of Lloyds TSB, cheque in hand, and I ask the woman at the desk how much they charge these days for “special clearance” on a cheque.
“£20″, she says, “but it won’t make any difference, the money won’t be available to you any sooner.”
What !!??